Shoedazzle! Dazzle by name, dazzle by nature: This is a very glitzy very high heeled pump from Kim Kardashian's shoe line made of a glossy glittery saucy red pvc that looks exactly like spilled nail polish. In a good way. They have wavy sides, rounded toes, and a great deal of toe cleavage available via the V-shaped front. Even the insoles are screamy, in textured gold. Size 7. 

Measurements: Footbed 10.5", heel 4"

STORY: When I had Kim Kardashian on the Stoop, she'd recently launched her shoe line--and was so excited about it. She gifted me this pair, hot off the press: and I do mean HOT. So these are among the first ever Kardashian shoes, a prototype, a collector's item if you will. Trouble is, I live in sneakers. These are the opposite of sneakers. I'll be donating the proceeds to my charity.